One year back I found Prateek Khandelwal loud and buggable. All of a sudden he has this cool and dabbang theme to himself. I'm in love with his recent status messages!
Mario’s an asshole. I don’t think he even gives a shit that we wasted our childhood trying to save his girlfriend.
-Is as bored as a blind man in a strip club.
To Respect IMF Chief Strauss Kahn, IMF now officially stands for 'Inappropriate Maid Fondler'
Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine, into your brains. And thats where the 'Shitty' ideas come from
One should have a dog's attitude towards all difficult things in life. If u can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it & move on !!
Life is all about ass.. you're either covering it, kissing it, behaving like it or working it off.
With the start of the academic year here, life is almost back to the grind. School is priority uno for both G boy and me. This year looks pr...
I'm so proud I can up with this title - I got all A's! Why the title? - I'll get to that. Someone's FB status said ' D...
Okay I've just reswound this entire year and gone.. wow, that was fast! It was probably the fastest year but truly, I haven't accomp...
I've turned 31! And February is almost gone.. just tomorrow left. Well, so far 2018 has been fabulous! Packed, busy, satisfying. We'...