*phone rings*
*i pick up..*
10am Sunday
V: Mayydem.. vodafone payment maydem
Me : Hello?
V : Vodafone payment maydem
Me : uhh.. who is this?
V : Kaalling frum vodafone maydem. U pay money for you bill maydem?
Me : Regarding bill payment. Due date is 28th July.
V : Pay today no maydem..
Me : huh? I will pay it before due date.. thanks
V : maydem pay today maydem or we call ek baar aur maydem
Me : I'll pay before the due date.. thanks for reminding.
2pm
V: Maydem.. u paid money maydem?
Me : Who's this?
V : Vodafone maydem.. maarning i told to give money no maydem
Me : Stop calling so many times.. i will pay my bill before due date..
V : If you pay now maydem, i no call u maydem
Me : fine. I pay now. U no call me.
V : Then I cut u in my list maydem..
Me : Wat?!
V : U pay maydem, my supervisor give me handshake maydem.
Me : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
